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Twisted

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by Sev

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"A double-edged sword goes in the same way
But I guess it doesn't matter at the end of the day"

Sev - we're not entirely sure how to pronounce it, or how to spell it for that matter - but they're an awesome new discovery.

Look for more asskicking tracks from them going forward.

Black Piranha

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by Dirty Wormz

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Just when you thought it was safe
We came harder -
Up out the water,

It's the Dirty Wormz. Still totally unique - and irreplaceable.

Your ass can't swim, then you bound to drown...

Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

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by Primus

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The kings of weird. This one flies (in addition to being funny as hell).

Vitamin

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by Incubus

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8
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8
Dark & Sinister
7
Soaring
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Okay, so before Incubus got all soulful and poppy (and successful), they basically kicked serious ass as a hardcore, funk, nu-metal type band. (Sort of the kind of thing Red Hot Chili Peppers could have become, if they too hadn't gotten all soulful and poppy (and successful).) This song is one of three or so off of this album that kick total ass. Don't take our word for it - press play above and hear the asskicking for yourself.

Dirty Weather

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by Dirty Wormz

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Dark & Sinister
7
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It's the world's most dangerous sounds
Invading your grounds...
I take 'em out, chop 'em up, and leave 'em amputated
Fuck around with the Worm and get evaporated

Seriously. Austin's Dirty Wormz (or, as they have it, diRTy WoRMz) have pretty much conquered original asskicking crossover. Ah, crossover: when neither heavy metal nor hardcore rap alone are enough. Let's mash them together - into something twice as hard and heavy! Okay!

Break the Chains

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by Bionic Jive

Hard & Heavy
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High Energy
9
Dark & Sinister
6
Soaring
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As ever, listen to Bionic Jive when your standards for this kind of thing are extremely high - and when you really feel like f&^%ing breaking something (or someone).

Hands to the Roof

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by Bionic Jive

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High Energy
9
Dark & Sinister
6
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Bionic Jive's catalog is startlingly dense with big ass-kicking songs. This is track is probably on the short list of one. Bring your bling to the gym and get your gangsta on.

Bulletproof

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by Blue Stahli

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Dark & Sinister
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Magna Cum Nada

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by The Bloodhound Gang

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Prepare to be highly amused – and pretty well fired up.

Stick 'Em Up

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by Quarashi

Hard & Heavy
8
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6
High Energy
8
Dark & Sinister
7
Soaring
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